Nikolai Fraiture

Possibly the sweeetest guy i have ever met
i met him and he just kept talking ( i bumped into him ) we talked for and 1hr!!!!
he is so sweet, smart, hot and gently spoken
!!! and a bloddy goood bassist to!!!

will ou marry me my precious Nik??!??!

by Jenny July 24, 2004

penile fracture

when your penis (specifically urethra) gets...fractured

Bob rolled over with an erection, forming a penile fracture

by hambone October 19, 2003

Fracturite

Description: Often a contributor to the long running punk rock 'zine 'Fracture', the Fracturite is typically a bearded male in his early-mid thirties with a love for any music which sounds remotely like Sunderland dignitaries Leatherface.

Habitat: A house in any one of Leeds, London or Wakefield. Fills the message boards at www.fractureforum.co.uk with crap while goofing off at work between 9-5. Evenings are usually spent down 'The Well', travelling to see a scene band or pouring guts out in column form ('DS' is a particularly common offender here)

Idiosynchrosies: Being Punk Rock in the least Punk Rock way possible through fostering a love for alt-country, indie rock or hiking.

Remains is king of the Fracturites!

by Rocky Balboa February 11, 2004

nikolai fraiture

bassist for the strokes.
looks very serious sometimes.
has 'that bassist' vibe.

Nikolai Fraiture ate all the muffins. What a whore.

by julie October 1, 2003

Penial Fracture

A limp penis

Sally is like a penial fracture, limp and unneeded

by Dickhole February 25, 2018

Penial Fracture

It’s when you break your dick. To fix it they must put a metal rod inside your cock and let it heal from there. :)

“Ah shiiiiiiiit! I just cracked my dick! OW I THINK ITS A PENIAL FRACTURE!

by Patytu October 21, 2019

ghost-fracture

a fake broken limb

A limb that feels broken or fractured but isnt

David S.: found at MMHS

by bert jungnitsch November 19, 2004