foop

1. Someone who is a complete failure at life, or at a specific thing. Someone who is often incoherent, and nonsensical.
2. A tool.
3. A thing that is useless beyond comprehension.

1. Teacher: Stacy, what is the square root of 16?
Stacy: Uh, 2?
Mark: Stacy, you are such a flippin' foop.

2. Plumber 1: Can I borrow your monkey wrench, Plumber 2?
Plumber 2: Sure thing.
Plumber 1: These nuts wont twist! This monkey wrench is such a foop.

by poodge July 7, 2008

Foop

the moment of uncertainty where you are not sure whether you need to poo or fart

Darren: oi do you need to use the toilet
Marvin: mate , I'm actually in a bit of foop.

by Cummi January 17, 2015

foop

Feeling Out Of Place.

...I'm feeling really foop right now.

by randomer January 19, 2007

Foop

Noun: An enormous crotch bulge. When someone has so much fat on their stomach that it falls below the line of their hoo ha or yoo hoo

That girl has the biggest foop I've EVER SEEN!

by ssorc March 16, 2008

foop

the accident of pooping when you are only expecting a fart while on the toilet. This is commonly mistaken for a shart..but a foop is in the toilet, not in your pants.

I was not expecting my foop today.

by A Trainer October 17, 2008

Foop

The act of sticking food into the butthole until you bleed to death. Then someone licks it out.

Damn, Brick's butthole has soo much food in it. I hope he doesn't foop all over the floor.

by Cranberry Craig June 4, 2014

Foop

To gently pass your arm through someone else's while they are holding their hips

I fooped gunner, Henry, and Ty all in one day

by Foooper29 December 16, 2015