to have a food baby

to drop a deuce of significant mass and girth

to have a food baby, or not to have a food baby,

that is the question

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016

miscarried my food baby

taking a crap

in relation to food baby.

i just miscarried my food baby.

by barbabelle March 1, 2009

birth my food baby

Taking a shit.

Guys, Imma need half an hour to birth my food baby.

by bazukanuka September 29, 2017

my food baby is kicking

An expression used when eating too much (and thus getting a food baby) induces a stomach ache. Often associated with menstrual cramps exacerbated by over-eating. "Baby" may also be pronounced "bebe".

Why did I eat that third piece of pizza and then the fro yo? My food baby is kicking like hell.

by Architect of Destruction October 25, 2010

Baby Food

A phrase made to describe anything easy or lame. Often in reference to an item, the phrase can also pertain to any person as well. Although the correct usage of this phrase has a broad scope, one must utilize their own discretion in assuring that the phrase is used correctly.

You can only curl 10-pound weights? Those weights are baby food.
Did you hear that he failed the test? He's just baby food.

by justbabyfood September 5, 2011

baby food

an incredibly easy task

John: I have to get a C to pass english
Bob: Thats baby food bro

by grandaddy November 21, 2011

Baby food

is specially designed to contain all the nutrients babies need throughout their busy days, giving them the energy to stare at the ceiling fan, develop an unspoken kinship with the dog, or grow fungus-like whiskers all over their cheeks.

Had my baby food for the day, AND I'M READY TO GO!

by fuckedupfood June 17, 2011