fet

a verb meaning your dog runs after a thrown object but does not return it. Derived from the word "fetch" (to go for and then bring back) as the action is only half of fetch, i.e., f-e-t.

Icey dog, fet the ball.

by Peter Bear J June 2, 2019

Fet’s Luck

It’s what prostitute bots and just plain scammers use on Threads all the time.

I saw a user with “Fet’s Luck” in their posts- a REAL woman would never say that on Threads.

by JeffyFanatic5000 July 7, 2025

fet

Fet, a person that excersice but does not have the body. I am fit but still look fat. Between fat and fit... fet.

I am right in the middle of fat and fit, I am fet.
I am fit enought to carry this fat in any sport well fet.
I don't need to be skinny, I want to be fet like strong bear!

by Mondonson May 19, 2021

Fet

Alternative way of saying the word fat. Usually said fast and insultingly.

Guy shouting - “Get out of my way you fucking fet.”

by Kid Creepy June 10, 2020

Fet

A shorthand for feter (fet rhymes with get), which is a unit of length measurement defined as a quarter of a meter. It's close to the unit of feet and is thus pronounced as "feeter", which rhymes with and is spelled in the same manner as meter. It's a compromise unit between imperial and metric systems.

Look at that giant dude! He must be at least eight fets tall!

by PragmaticProgress November 30, 2019

fet

A blunt or spliff filled with heroine, Crack, and sometimes weed.

Yo Joe want to come smoke a fet.

by Drugyyyyyyy August 15, 2017

Fet Prits

The cheesy snack that you can't take back! A crispy salty cheese cracker in the shape of a foot print. Invented by the brilliant mind of Joey Jamama

A day will come when the world runs out of Fet Prits, that will be the end times.

by Danbomb321YT May 18, 2025