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Corporate fat cat

A rich, greedy, and miserly high-level corporate executive.
"Even though I have never missed a day of work in 3 years, those corporate fat cats won't give me a raise! WTF?!"
by Shishkeberry August 2, 2006
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national fat cat day

National fat cat day is January 4th this is a time to celebrate how fat your fat cat is!
L: hi it’s January 4th national fat cat day.

A: my cat weights 25 pounds
by January 4th November 6, 2019
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Flying Fat Cat

A fat thing that soars through the air most likely to fall upon skinny people.
Did you see that flying fat cat?

Yeah! It fell on me you bastard.
by Soxthefatcat June 29, 2018
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THE FAT CAT

A term used to describe someone with a an extremely wide and short dong.
Someone who says you have the cat usually says feed it, clean it, or bathe it. Usually someones that's being a douche. Someone who has the fat cat is diliked and usually never scores with a woman. Usually said as "THE CAT" Also see "Brian J." the first victim of THE FAT CAT.
"FEED THE CAT!"

somone who has the cat getting dome-"Let the paws of the cat play in your mouth and floss your teeth."

"Thats no fair his fat cat was telling him all the answers"

"The fat cat got scared by the anaconda and fleed into the wall."

"feed the cat"

"geeze your cat smells up the whole damn room. CLEAN IT!"
by Slippery March 2, 2008
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National Fat Cat Day

Fat cat day is a way to show off your cats fatness. So what if you over feed them sometimes be proud for it on this day.
Woah did your cat eat a cow , no I just over feed him , omg I’m so jealous I want a fat cat , well today is national fat cat day go get one
by Hi yoyo November 6, 2019
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big fat cat

a cat that is particularly fat, obese, and its owners don't see their cat has a problem
(kate) Barbara, that is one big fat cat!
(Barbara) WHAT? Nothing is wrong with my cat! He is not fat!
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The 'Fat Cat' Effect

When a fart's stench takes it's sweet time to mosey on to it's intended victim and lingers for a long time.
My girlfriend had The 'Fat Cat' Effect during sex last night... I think I'm going to break up with her
by Burritolife November 17, 2014
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