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Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.
you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.
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Fake Betch

A person who doesn't treat you well and wants to use you ether for status or attention

Popularised by Ashton Irwin and Luke Hemmings (the drummer and the lead singer in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a tour video where they are sitting in a boat and talking about fake betches
Oh you're like a fake betch but you're still my friend
Fake Betch by It's a cow luke September 6, 2020

Fake Sneaker 

When you don't want to waste your money because life is expensive and the struggle is real.
- Fake sneaker? they look clean as bro
Fake Sneaker by herewen April 12, 2022

Fake sleep 

During an acid trip, pretending to sleep.
Turn girlfriend's furniture upside down, when she comes back fake sleep.
Fake sleep by Thomas Toby May 11, 2013

Fake Friend

A friend that is nice one second and then betrays you the next second.
Wow he is such a fake friend.
Fake Friend by Ha16 January 30, 2017

Jason the fake biker

Jason the Fake biker he got beat up so much in high school now he's trying to pretend he's tough as a fake biker
Jason the fake biker I'm going to beat your ass again

Fake depression 

Someone who is sad and seeks attention when alone and instantly becomes happy when they are with someone.

People who show signs of fake depression would normally post black and white stories with phrases such as "kill me", "I hate everyone" and "join my live at 3:33" these are the typical signs of a bitch
Woah he's definitely got fake depression look at his attention seeking stories
Fake depression by Hoodrat18 November 12, 2019