i.t.s.f.w.i.

If the shoe fits, wear it. text acronym.

Person1 = So you think I am stuck up?
Person2 = I.T.S.F.W.I.!

by yourmomslove May 28, 2009

S.T.F.U.Y.U.P.B

Shut the fuck up you ugly piggly bitch

Hey S.T.F.U.Y.U.P.B

by Thebeareddragonteen August 2, 2020

V.S.F.T.

Vietnamese Spin Fuck Table: Ancient device used to "spin" your partner about the axis of your penis. The table is a circular device with an opening in the center as an access point.

Jason just added some high-speed ball bearings to his old V.S.F.T.

by Payneful May 22, 2009

s.t.f.u.y.p.o.s.

an aggresive term used mainly online and for texting meaning Shut The Fuck Up You Piece Of Shit!

after multiple text messges, the girl became annoyed and texted the sender back, saying "S.T.F.U.Y.P.O.S.!"

by Cornelius B. April 12, 2008

A_F_S_T_A_B

Always Fixing Shit That Aint Broken

Man-The problem isnt me .Its my friend over there he is A_F_S_T_A_B and he fucks it up worse than when he started.

by troubledemon February 12, 2010

T S F !

Total Sex Fiend (one who is obsessed with sexual intercourse)

Oh my god that girl is a T S F !

by manderzz May 30, 2006

T.F.S.A.F.B

Stands for two faced stupid ass fucking bitch.

Karen: *does anything relatively retarded*
You and your bestie: *talking about how much you both hate her*
You: Karen is such a t.f.s.a.f.b I fucking hate her.

by Jess.exists.like.everyone.else August 8, 2019