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everlasting donkey punch

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When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.
Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.
by PedroOpposume June 1, 2021
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Everlasting girl

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She a everlasting girl...no worth trying
by Exhaling August 25, 2021
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everlasting blowjob

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When someone (a person with male genitals) uses a stapler to attach his foreskin to the lips of another person.
Dude that hooker from last week gives absolutely great head, I'm thinking about giving her an everlasting blowjob next time we meet up.
by Paladinus Maximus October 12, 2022
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Do a blew chew and coke, while getting a blowjob with a gobbstopper in her mouth.
I got wired at the party , and she gave an everlasting semen stopper. I never busted.
by Snowynostril October 26, 2025
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Tuck everlasting

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My jaw breakers lasted longer while girlfriends still sucking while I watch a fantastic movie about living forever
Tuck everlasting movie reminds me of jaw breakers.

My great granddaughter is still sucking em balls
by Shermator August 8, 2023
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