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England Is My City

by GuysSeries June 25, 2017
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GCSE English Literature

A GCSE (General Certificate of Education) that you can take in school. You will study a play and a book that your teacher will do his/her best to ruin by a.) forcing you to embarrassingly read them out loud in class, and b.) forcing you to over-analyze them whilst ignoring their immediate, aesthetic value.

But this is not always the case. If you are doing the foundation level (like I did) you will be thought of as too much of a retard to be able to read. Instead you will watch some pretentious film adaptation on an old TV not worthy to be shot at by a drugged-up Elvis Presley.

Either way, you will come away with an extremely negative view of classical literature. However, you may be lucky enough to rediscover it in later life and enjoy it properly.
GCSE English Literature Teacher: "So what can we see in Jessica's defiance of her father that is reminiscent of a 20th centry movement that has changed so much?"

Student: "Fascism?"
by TrystanDeCunta October 3, 2008
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broken english

Incorrect or awkwardly structured English, usually spoken or written by non-native speakers.

Not necessarily pejorative.
She's not fluent yet, she only knows some broken English, but she's trying!
by schmeggyboo January 17, 2008
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Me no speak English

It's said by non-English speakers when they're in an English speaking country.
Loretta Lee visited America, and said "Me no speak English."

Brainscan
by 345ijij4ijsoosososo December 14, 2009
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Englishit

A (wo)man from England who breaks your heart. A jerk, douchebag, mofo from England.
Originally used by Fingal.
"That guy over there is a real Englishit."
by Fingal O'Flaherty November 8, 2011
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Olde English Comedy

A pretty fucking awesome sketch comedy group based in New York.
Members include:
Adam Conover(blond curly hair and somewhat stocky)
Ben Popik(group founder, somewhat curly short black hair)
Caleb Bark(has either an afro or shaved head and beard of somewhat blond hair)
David Segal(short black hair, beard and usually wearing purple)
Raphael "Raizin" Bob-Waksberg( short curly hair and stubble)

Past members include:
Jesse
Hana
Adam
Jon

They have released some pretty awesome vids, including "I hate nature" and "breakfast at tiffany's"
by MaximumOverdrive March 16, 2009
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New England Alumni

New England Alumni is a clothing company that was established in 2014. They have a preppy targeted audience and the company is run by high-school freshman.
Guy one: Did you here about New England Alumni
Guy two: Of course I am wearing one of their long sleeves right now. clothing preppy vineyard vines lobster
by The Pr3ppy one April 7, 2015
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