A liberal arts college in Atlanta where the school spirit is as predominant as the amount of good looking girls (see emory vision)
There aren't any fans here at the football game. Let's go to a club. Hopefully there will be some UGA girls there.
by Frank Fitts February 15, 2005
Facts about Emory:
1. You went here bc you didn't get into Georgetown, Duke and/or Cornell (but you don't tell anyone this)
2. You regret very much going to Emory when you come home & hear stories from your friends at state schools(good looking girls, easy classes, better Greek life)
3. If you're Jewish, you automatically have an advantage when it comes to meeting the opposite sex.
4. Your decision to come to Emory bc of its name doesnt pay off in the end as you enter the business world and NO ONE has heard of your school ("Wait, so you went to Embry Riddle? You a pilot?")
5. You start reffering to NYC as "the city".
1. You went here bc you didn't get into Georgetown, Duke and/or Cornell (but you don't tell anyone this)
2. You regret very much going to Emory when you come home & hear stories from your friends at state schools(good looking girls, easy classes, better Greek life)
3. If you're Jewish, you automatically have an advantage when it comes to meeting the opposite sex.
4. Your decision to come to Emory bc of its name doesnt pay off in the end as you enter the business world and NO ONE has heard of your school ("Wait, so you went to Embry Riddle? You a pilot?")
5. You start reffering to NYC as "the city".
by Chuck Norris Jr. December 25, 2005
A private university located in Atlanta, GA. Since it accepts students based on their SAT scores, 40% of the students are Asian. In other words, you can smell Kimchi and fried rice everywhere.
A: Dude, what the fuck is this smell?
B: It's called Kimchi, man. It always smells like this at Emory.
B: It's called Kimchi, man. It always smells like this at Emory.
by nogomu12 May 28, 2015
1) a private university in Atlanta
2) home of the offspring of wealthy southern protestant gawd-fearing NRA members of a republican jackass persuasion
2) home of the offspring of wealthy southern protestant gawd-fearing NRA members of a republican jackass persuasion
by yhw November 30, 2004
by Mulva74 January 11, 2012
1. The distortion of a male Emory undergraduate student's perception of the opposite sex.
2. Automatically raises a girl's looks by 3 points on the 1-10 scale.
3. Extremely devastating when combined the affects of beer goggles.
2. Automatically raises a girl's looks by 3 points on the 1-10 scale.
3. Extremely devastating when combined the affects of beer goggles.
Disillusioned Freshman: "Wow I have seen at the most 5 attractive girls in the first 2 months at Emory."
Seasoned Frat Brother: "No problem bud, time to put on those Emory Goggles.
Seasoned Frat Brother: "No problem bud, time to put on those Emory Goggles.
by Dirtysouth April 05, 2006
a college where lots of skinny brunettes walk around talking on cell phones and where the annual budget for tulips would make Ivana Trump blush
by The Rom September 02, 2003