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A state of being Emo and Cynical at the same exact time. In essence a mix of "Emocity" and Cynicism (sometimes to a large extent).
Jimmy: Gosh, sometimes this world is so selfish, I'm glad that I'm not.
John: Don't be so emonical and self absorbed, your emonicism is saddening.
John: Don't be so emonical and self absorbed, your emonicism is saddening.
by lawlitellyou April 21, 2006
Get the Emonical mug.Ben: So I had an elongated, fat penis for lunch. Smothered in hot mustard.
Tanya: Gross!
Ben: Oookay.. Well what did you have?
Tanya: Okay fine, I ate out a dripping, wet pussy, covered in KY jelly. Beat that!
Ben: You're a lesbian? I thought you loved me!
Tanya: I thought we were playing a game...
Ben: Is that what love is to you, A GAME!!??
Tanya: I didn't mean---
Ben: The HELL you didn't mean! You're breaking my heart girlfriend, is this about your old flame Steve again?
Tanya: Oh yeah, I suppose you are jealous. Maybe you wanted Steve's elongated, fat penis, huh?
Ben: He didn't even like sausages.
Tanya: Damn right he wasn't gay, we did it twice a week, sideways!
Ben: That hurts... just because our love life isn't perfect you've always got to compare me to him. Hey wait a minute, what do you mean he wasn't gay.
Tanya: He wasn't---
Ben: Hey wait, you're talking about sex, I was talking about food! An elongated fat, penis is a hot dog!
Tanya: WHAT??
Ben: Yeah, and you told me you liked to eat out women!
Tanya: I did not! I thought you were just trying to gross me out with homosexual references, so I'd one up you!
Ben: Ohhh. That's what I get for using obscure slang! I thought everyone knew what an elongated fat penis was!
Tanya: I'm sorry darling. Please forgive me! I didn't mean what I said about Steve.
Ben: I'm sorry too honey, I know you're not a lesbian, like my old flame Cassandra.
Tanya: No need to bring her into this, honey.
Ben: Sorry sweetie. Hey, how about we go listen to some of those Indigo Girls albums you like, and we share an elongated, fat penis together!
Tanya: Yeah baby!
*couple walks off hand in hand*
Tanya: Gross!
Ben: Oookay.. Well what did you have?
Tanya: Okay fine, I ate out a dripping, wet pussy, covered in KY jelly. Beat that!
Ben: You're a lesbian? I thought you loved me!
Tanya: I thought we were playing a game...
Ben: Is that what love is to you, A GAME!!??
Tanya: I didn't mean---
Ben: The HELL you didn't mean! You're breaking my heart girlfriend, is this about your old flame Steve again?
Tanya: Oh yeah, I suppose you are jealous. Maybe you wanted Steve's elongated, fat penis, huh?
Ben: He didn't even like sausages.
Tanya: Damn right he wasn't gay, we did it twice a week, sideways!
Ben: That hurts... just because our love life isn't perfect you've always got to compare me to him. Hey wait a minute, what do you mean he wasn't gay.
Tanya: He wasn't---
Ben: Hey wait, you're talking about sex, I was talking about food! An elongated fat, penis is a hot dog!
Tanya: WHAT??
Ben: Yeah, and you told me you liked to eat out women!
Tanya: I did not! I thought you were just trying to gross me out with homosexual references, so I'd one up you!
Ben: Ohhh. That's what I get for using obscure slang! I thought everyone knew what an elongated fat penis was!
Tanya: I'm sorry darling. Please forgive me! I didn't mean what I said about Steve.
Ben: I'm sorry too honey, I know you're not a lesbian, like my old flame Cassandra.
Tanya: No need to bring her into this, honey.
Ben: Sorry sweetie. Hey, how about we go listen to some of those Indigo Girls albums you like, and we share an elongated, fat penis together!
Tanya: Yeah baby!
*couple walks off hand in hand*
by Boontonto December 28, 2005
Get the elongated, fat penis mug.Basically, emo kids that try at all times to be fashionable. They're sure to match their belt with their shoes, their shirt to their trucker hat... in other words:
emoglams are emokid fashion freaks.
emoglams are emokid fashion freaks.
by elenax June 7, 2005
Get the emoglam mug.White evangelical Christian males, under the age of 40, who wear skinny jeans, attend Q Conferences, and think there's a 72% chance that gays are going to hell. They care a lot about poor people, from a distance. They get Seth Godin's daily email and they like to debate about atonement theology, even though they don't quite understand it. Hair is very important. They are known to create drama in the College and Young Career groups at mega-churches for breaking up with their girlfriends because "the Lord just wants me to be single for a while, so that I can really give him all the glory," and they say that they've "kissed dating goodbye." When they start dating someone else in the College and Young Career group the next week, they say, "the Lord just really laid it on my heart that I need to start courting again." Emogelicals often take online seminary classes and work as baristas.
My church is being taken over by Emogelicals. All they want to do is mack with girls and have Bible studies about chastity.
by Teejbuddy May 28, 2010
Get the Emogelical mug.'alternative' cultural chameleon; one who can morph from beatnick (50s) to hippie (60-70s) to new waver (80s) to alternachick (90s) to hipster (00s) and beyond (10s); scoundrel who takes scenester jobs from the has-beens
that moody emogrant swings wildly from pensive poet to carefree apolitical psychedelic fiend to punk appropriator to promiscous consumer of all things supposedly "not mainstream" to aloof irony queen without skipping a beat
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¿bipolar?
by diogenes53 November 20, 2010
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