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Estonian

Thomas: hey, what is that mental illness you told me you have?
Kadri: I am Estonian
Thomas: Holy shit get the FUCK away from me!
by Sakivsiil October 20, 2023
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Elonian

Behaviour that is astoundingly cringe, lame and pathetic.
"Did you hear about that loser who pretended to the world he was great at video games, then totally embarassed himself on a live stream and rage quit - then got his ex girlfriend to post on social media about how she'd personally witnessed him be awesome at video games to try and regain a shred of street cred? So we all know he blatantly bribed her to write that?"

"OMG yeah I did, that's sooooo Elonian, can you even imagine being THAT cringe"

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"Did you hear about the billionaire who forced his scientists to launch a rocket on 4/20 even though they warned him it wasn't ready, so it blew up all over a nature reserve, and all because he wanted to make a lame weed joke?"

"Yeah, that was some PEAK Elonian behaviour. I'm just embarrassed for him to be honest. How can you be that rich yet also be that much of a loser?"

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"Did you hear about Daisy's new boyfriend Chad? Daisy dumped him after she discovered that he'd lied about being at law school and basically having ANY friends - turns out he's unemployed, lives in his parents basement and gets an allowance at age 40, and all his "friends" on social media are fake profiles he created to make himself look popular"

"WOW, the dude's SO Elonian! Hope the door didn't hit him on the way out"

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"Did you see the footage of that Trump rally the other day? Place was half empty!"

"Yeah I saw, so embarrassing, did you see any of the vox pop clips? Everyone who was there was totally Elonian, haha"
by WokeMindVirus April 9, 2025
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Estonian Exenity

When your friend wants you to fuck them but you are in the middle of cloning everything in your house so you accidentally clone your friend with your penis inside and now you have two penises and two friends.
I gave Arnibald the Estonian Exenity last night.
by Tomsklvr33 March 16, 2026
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The Estonian jackhammer

When a man spreads the woman's vagina flaps and attempts to stick his head into it. This normally ends up with a trip to the ER as it is not safe for both genders. This can be done with the same sex (see Finnish jackhammer).
Brian: "so I gave Sandra the Estonian jackhammer last night!"
Andre: "is she ok?!?"
by The isis November 12, 2014
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