That thing inside my head. You know. The thing that makes me cooler than all of you.
- "I am Jesus."

- "Because I'm cool, and you know it, you love it. Word."
by ~*faye*~ December 26, 2005
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A measure of Narcisism.
Narcisists rule!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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When you have an ex-girlfriend(s) who hang out at your old haunts. This ruins your opportunity to meet new woman and gives your exes a chance to "talk" about you! A very bad situation the will ruin your EGO
by FunInNYC October 23, 2009
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Someone who thinks highly of themselves *cough* Andy *cough*
Andy has a huge ego.
by :9 August 9, 2018
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Two paths diverge in a wood, we see one (wo)man walk twoards herself/himself, and (s)he says "egoI walk this path"

, we see two stars float along a trail and they say "{ego}we walk this path"
Ego to take and want what i please.

Ego to take and want what >+< please.
by Diamondone January 6, 2007
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Thinking that earthquakes revolve around you.
From Rhett & Link's Good Mythical Morning.
Link: 'I will gladly accept being a Ego-Seismic, wherever I go earthquakes flee!'
by H3NR7 March 5, 2012
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When you have an alter ego named walter.
"I didn't do it...it was my walter ego!"
by jerry_at_rick April 22, 2010
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