Don’t Eat Ass on a Tuesday

It means when you think you are because of the other things and that’s a result of the consequences from the actions of when you decide you want to do that because of the outside factors of the unknown

You know what they say… don’t eat ass on a Tuesday.

by Pooptoppertuesday August 26, 2021

Eat ass or become ass

“Eat ass or become ass” mid something you say before you do something crazy like push in a room in Rainbow six siege

Person 1: I bet you won’t push that bandit

Person 2: EAT ASS OR BECOME ASS

by Ya boy Ben May 03, 2022

National Eat Ass Day

National eat ass day is a day on July 25th where you basically eat someone’s ass.

Jerry: Hey dude guess what day it is?
Taylor: July 25th?
Jerry: No you dippy wippy ding dong, it’s National Eat Ass Day!
Taylor: Holy shit I’m calling Grace Stokes.

by Ugly gorl April 12, 2018

Skate fast and eat ass

The way of life of a Lucio main in Overwatch.

Lucio: Skate fast and eat ass.

Unnecessary Hanzo:WOW a pro Lucio

by Cheesy_Pants June 09, 2017

Shit Eating Ass Goblin

An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.

Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"

Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."

Mike- "Damn, that sucks"

Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"

by Atromi March 11, 2009

NATIONAL EAT ASS DAY

April 23rd is national eat ass day... be sure to eat as much ass as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Don’t be afraid of farts!

Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!

Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids

by Bigasseater April 21, 2018

Ur class eats ass

The most devastating phrase in the history of mankind. A reference to "class", the fifth taxonomic rank.

Me: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian
Me: Ur granny tranny
You: Ur sister a mister
Me: Ur grandpap a trap
You: Ur genus sucks penis
Me: Ur class eats ass

by Thatnigerianprince69 March 22, 2018