everlasting blowjob

When someone (a person with male genitals) uses a stapler to attach his foreskin to the lips of another person.

Dude that hooker from last week gives absolutely great head, I'm thinking about giving her an everlasting blowjob next time we meet up.

by Paladinus Maximus October 12, 2022

everlasting donkey punch

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.

Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.

by PedroOpposume June 1, 2021

Everlasting girl

A girl just like the flower

She a everlasting girl...no worth trying

by Exhaling August 25, 2021

everlaster

a "allrightsreserved"username, currently in use on the Web by a swedish hacker.

this blog was created by Everlaster

by jack ryan July 22, 2008

Everlasting Gobbstopper

An everlasting gobbstopper is that little bit of mucus or smegma a person gets stuck in there teeth after oral sex so they taste it for hours or days.

Dammit Janet , I 've had this Everlasting Gobbstopper for two days, you need to wash your pussy next time.

by MadiLush July 10, 2016