Dirty Ernesto

Rubbing your man juice on your partners upper lip.

Shawn left gave his wife a dirty ernesto that stuck her lip to her nose.

by Dirty E September 12, 2010

Ernest

A term used to describe the busiest of all people. Ernest can tackle anything from saving lives to raking leaves. He also possesses great musical abilities. Ernest has great hair and a killer smile. He is impeccably dressed and does laundry frequently. He will be kind and sweet when correcting your mistakes. People with the name Ernest have great taste in food and drink and will often be seen enjoying coffee and chocolate cake. Everyone loves an Ernest.

1. Don't ask Ernest, he has way too much to do.
2. I'm so busy, I feel like Ernest.

by crazyx1 November 15, 2013

Ernest Hemingway

Ernest Miller Hemingway (July 21, 1899 — July 2, 1961) was a novelist, short-story writer, and journalist. He was part of the 1920s expatriate community in Paris, and one of the veterans of World War I later known as "the Lost Generation." He received the Pulitzer Prize in 1953 for The Old Man and the Sea, and the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1954.

A reported misogynist who enjoyed his liquor. Any degrading act preformed on the female body such as "tea bagging", or "pimp smackin' dat ho" can also be referred to as a "Hemingway".

Johnny: You better check yourself Suzy.

Suzy: I do what I want.

Johnny: (Slaps that Ho)

Ralf: Damn you just Ernest Hemingway'ed the shit out of that bitch.

Suzy: He was right to do so, I should really stop having opinions of my own.

Johnny: You're damn right bitch! (Most likely followed up with another bitch slap.)

by LitteraryGangsta February 21, 2009

Ernesto

A father figure no one better than him. Trust me. Just when you think you have him figured out he’ll surprise you. Oh and he has a huge penis

Ernesto is my dad.

by 3six March 7, 2020

Ernestas

One of the craziest mother fuckers you will ever lay eyes on. He will steal your swords and use them to impale your chest. He will beat the shit out of babies and torture them. He bullies mentally disabled children. Other than that, he’s a great guy.

Hey it’s Ernestas. .

Yup it’s me, Ernestas

by ernestas November 24, 2021

Chipmunk-eresque

Looking like a chipmunk, particularly just after wisdom teeth extraction.

Jenny's looking particularly chipmunk-eresque after having her wisdom teeth taken out!

by elanorsurematerialme July 3, 2012

Ernest P. Whirl

When one urinates into their lovers mouth and then uses their penis like a stirstick.

Hey Vern, would you like an Ernest P. whirl?

by utrtrhrutr August 30, 2009