enterprise rent a car

a type of sexual act, an enterprise rent-a-car is where you rent a car and have sex with a girl in the back seat of the car. when the act is over, you kill her.

i pulled an enterprise rent-a-car a few weeks ago. i hope the police don't catch me

by nick February 10, 2005

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Dildo and doldo enterprises

A company that makes dildos and doldos. Invented during 20 questions

The stocks for dildo and doldo enterprises are doing insane

by Potato Nuggets64 March 20, 2021

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Rent A Puppy Enterprise

Also known as R.A.P.E., Rent A Puppy Enterprise is a business created by Black Veil Brides bassist Ashley Purdy and lead vocalist Andy Biersack where puppies are available for rent to men who want to get laid. The intent is for a single man to rent a puppy and take a walk at the park or somewhere, and since ladies, in theory, are attracted to puppies, the man will then get laid later that night. Andy and Ashley have also decided that after the man is done with the puppy, the puppy is just gone.

Single guy: *Rents a puppy from Rent A Puppy Enterprise*
Cute girl: "Awwwwwe your puppy is so cute!"
Single guy: "Thanks! You wanna have sex?"
Cute girl: "How could I say no to a man with a cute puppy?"
*Puppy disappears*

by Kaycy Vincent November 12, 2015

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