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The Yanta Dilemma

When you are unable to engage in playful flirting due to the inability to disengage from doing bits
The Yanta Dilemma Scenario

Person 1: Hey, come here often? ;)
Person 2: come here often? I practically live here.
Person 1: Oooo so you could show me where the bed is? ;)
Person 2: *proceeds to lay underneath the pool table*
by afriendof.floko March 26, 2022
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Hot Guy Dilemma Syndrome

When a girl suffers from attraction to a hot guy, usually one of her best friends or someone that she knows it would be a huge mistake to get involved with, and won't allow herself to go out with/make out with them, but can't stay away either. She will continue to toggle back and forth between wanting to jump his bones and wanting him to die a horrible death.
Girl1: Oh, my god those two BOTH make me have Hot guy dilemma syndrome!

Girl2: Bummer girl, you should just hurry up and date them so you can move on to the just hating their guts phase!
by SufferingNsocorro March 31, 2009
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dolemite

Dolemite-fly nigga from the 70's who was pimping ho's, hustlin mad money, and layin motha fuckas out with his pimp cane.
by Strictly4nigga March 17, 2003
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Dilemmasizing

To ponder over an issue, problem or dilemma.
'What are you having for dinner?'

'I'm not sure. I'm still dilemmasizing'
by Natkats November 9, 2006
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Trolls' Dilemma

The best way to deal with a troll is to not feed it. That's why the trolls' dilemma exists.

It is basically an insistence on the person being addressed (or group addressed) to respond or be considered defeated.

The urge to not have a default to defeat is strong for many, and so the trolls' dilemma may easily get a response.

This is the dilemma, though. To respond, the troll wins, but to not respond, the troll scores an arbitrary and often false 'victory'.

It is often used as a last resort once the troll has been exposed, or as a strong opening bait to hook the victims early.
"You all know deep in your hearts that there are secret alien organizations in our governments working against us all. You won't answer me, though, because you know it's true. You're afraid."

-- This is merely one way of using The Trolls' Dilemma.
by Groppal February 22, 2009
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Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma

When you aren't quite able to choose if you're going to kick it in the front seat, or sit in the back seat. Often you aren't even sure if there is room in either sections of the car.
Rebecca Black: Kickin' in the front seat, sittin in the back seat. Which seat can I taaaaaaakke?

-As you can see, it can be quite the Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma.
by RoboCat April 11, 2011
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dudemeister

German for: Master of Dudes

source: the t.v show Scrubs
Elliot: Keith is great, the only problem is his last name is... Dude Meister

Jordan: That doesnt even sound real

Elliot: Well its actually german, dudemeister, it means master of dudes
by Colt45Joe May 2, 2006
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