*Draco walks by*
Pansy:" did you see Draco? He looks so hot today!"
Y/n: " Bitch, Draco looks like a ferret."
Pansy:" well you like Voldemort!!"
Y/n: "FOR THE LAST TIME!!!! HE WAS HOT BEFORE HE LOST HIS NOSE!!!!!!"
Me: "I like Tom Riddle"
Friend: "I like Draco Malfoy"
Me: "Is that the ferret?"
Pansy:" did you see Draco? He looks so hot today!"
Y/n: " Bitch, Draco looks like a ferret."
Pansy:" well you like Voldemort!!"
Y/n: "FOR THE LAST TIME!!!! HE WAS HOT BEFORE HE LOST HIS NOSE!!!!!!"
Me: "I like Tom Riddle"
Friend: "I like Draco Malfoy"
Me: "Is that the ferret?"
by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022
Get the Draco Malfoy mug.A blonde brooding character in the Harry Potter series who has a father who is a fucking bastard and a girlfried named Pansy who is a slut, bitch, and is using Draco to get at his money. He is most known in fanfiction as the lover of Harry Potter. Draco is in quite a lot of slash(male/male)material.
Draco Malfoy was seen trying to kill Ginny Weasley just for kicks.
Lucius Malofy tried to seduce Draco when he was younger.
Pansy literally attacked Draco to get him to tell her the meaning of I love you.
Draco was enjoying the lucius Harry POtter until a loud "Hem Hem" was heard from the back of the Dada classroom. Umbridge!
Lucius Malofy tried to seduce Draco when he was younger.
Pansy literally attacked Draco to get him to tell her the meaning of I love you.
Draco was enjoying the lucius Harry POtter until a loud "Hem Hem" was heard from the back of the Dada classroom. Umbridge!
by One Fucking obsessed Harry Potter Fan December 31, 2003
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Hp fan: I shifted last night to Hogwarts.
Non Hp fan: Oh yeah, what did you do?
Hp fan: I got absolutely railed by Draco Malfoy.
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Hp fan: I got absolutely railed by Draco Malfoy.
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Get the Draco Malfoy mug.Person 1: Hey have you met Draco Malfoy yet?
Person 2: Oh you mean that Slytherin Barbie in the robes?
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by Nyx321 April 6, 2021
Get the Draco Malfoy mug.HE IS A CHARACTER IN HARRY POTTER WRITTEN BY JOANNE ROWLING WHO IS NOT A VILLAIN. HE IS MISUNDERSTOOD. I REPEAT, NOT A VILLAIN!!!!!!! btw he was played by Tom Felton in the movies.
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