Dr. Pepper

Dr. Pepper was created by the devil himself, but God thought it was so delicious he decided it was the holy elixir of the 21st century. Now sold mostly in 500ml bottles in the UK, otherwise the overload of unbelievably sweet and delicious drink would drive the poor soul crazy, but he/she would still think it's worth it. Also one of the few legal addictive drugs.

Dr. Pepper? you sell 2l bottles of it? THANKYOU MERCIFUL JESUS!

by danjc2 September 23, 2008

Dr. Pepper

The greatest drink know to Humans!

Dr. Pepper PWNZ all other drinks!

by Keaton Prower January 23, 2004

Dr. Pepper

Only the greatest drink ever known to women, (and men).

Dr. Pepper is better than sex!

by bloomeylover March 30, 2003

Dr. Pepper

Dr. Pepper is black and sweet and comes in a bottle.

How embarassing. I walked in on Dr. Pepper coming in a bottle!

by Kathryn June October 30, 2004

Dr. Pepper

early words of johnny 5

wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

by artemis February 27, 2004

Dr. Pepper

A decent soft drink with a nice flavor.

"I don't drink Dr. Pepper on a regular basis so I guess it's nice & peppy. But since I'm addicted to Coca-Cola I say that Coke will always be the best. ^-^ "
-me

by Dave September 23, 2004

Dr. Pepper

Tastes like medicine but I drink it anyway.

"Dude, you got any Dr. Pepper?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003