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Dishwasher

When a female puts soap into her vagina thinking she's cleaning it but really giving herself a higher chance of getting a yeast infection.
Emily: "Are you a Dishwasher , Sarah?"
Sarah: "NO! I don't want a yeast infection."
by SARAHBEAR114 April 27, 2016
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Dishwasher

Two definitions

1.your mum
2. A prick of a human being with no real point of being alive. Often a fat cunt and a disappointment to his grandfather, as their dads tend to disown them
N1.I heard your mums a dishwasher
N2. Your a dishwasher cunt
by Race car November 3, 2019
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Dishwasher

A dishwasher can be referred to as something that washes dishes, but more importantly people starting with Er and ending in Ic.
What the hell is a dishwasher?
by TerrificWork July 21, 2021
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Dishwasher

When you blow a load in a chicks mouth, then punch them in the face until some teeth fall out then shake their head around then they spit it out, wallah a dishwasher.
I just gave her a dishwasher boi!
by SpankieSpanks December 12, 2008
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Dishwasher

One of two genders, a Dishwashee is feminine and has a vagina. Contrast with a Serial Rapist, the other gender.
Dishwasher: today I will be raped by a Serial Rapist
by Cool Chad Based December 22, 2020
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dishwasher tetris

The act of fitting in as many items in a dishwasher as possible.
Due to Kim's mad dishwasher tetris skills, she was able to fit everything in one load.
by alainnduil September 25, 2010
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Dishwasher Effect

When a task you enjoyed doing by yourself previously becomes less fun when you're told to do it.

Like when you decide to be a good person and do the dishes, and then your parents ask you to do the dishes. You then no longer want to do the dishes.
You: "I was going to clean my room because I wanted to, but then my mom yelled at me to clean my room. Now I don't feel like cleaning it"

Friend: "Man that's the dishwasher effect."
by JimsGT October 22, 2020
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