Dick riding

“When you mad joe over a nigga that don’t fuck with you” or don’t even know you

Cam: yo I just met young boy and he said I’m 4KT
Zeem: Yo you dick riding all over boul he don’t even know you!

by Zeembackdoor March 11, 2022

DICK RIDING DISORDER (DRD

Dick riding disorder (DRD) is a disorder that usually affects 1-4 people at a time, typically during an argument or conflict between two different parties

I argued with him and his 3 other friends jump in to defend him

dick riding disorder (DRD)

by DADDYTURTLEMILK May 30, 2022

Dick riding

Dre being Dre

Dre was constantly dick riding Dan

by PierreThaGoat September 17, 2022

dick riding

when you “gayly support, glaze, and follow a nigga 24/7 like your his boyfriend when he can provide for his own self but you didn’t care because you like munching meat”

bro: yea i gotta make sure he alright he got aura

me: nigga that’s “dick riding”

by dicedontcare October 1, 2025

Dick Riding Roulette

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.

The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.

Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.

by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023

Dick riding

Dick Riding is when someone often to gain favor or attention from another person. It implies that the person is figuratively "riding" the metaphorical "dick" (a vulgar term for male genitalia) of the person they are supporting, indicating a lack of independence or genuine belief in what they are saying or doing.

this nigga Dick riding his hater

by Nthics April 29, 2024

Dick Riding

When someone purposefully tries to annoy you by creating an argument about something you like just to put their own likes over yours
Usually done in an persistent and annoying way

Nobody:

Nobody at all:
Person 1: MANNNN your car really lame like my car cost way more
Person 2: damn why you dick riding

by Yeakeepscrolling May 7, 2022