National dick slap day

Whenever u see a girl u have to slap your dick on there forhead

so Whenever u see a girl say it’s national dick slap day and slap it on there forhead

by Aniska May 25, 2018

National Dick Pic Day

Sept 13th, send a dick pic or ask for a dick pic because it is national dick pic day, in honor of pride in your package.

It is national dick pic day today.

by DudeFG September 13, 2018

Small Dick Appreciation Day

April 18th

Established in 2022, going forward we as a society will recognize below average penises (or dicks/cocks/etc.) and appreciate and shine light on them on this day.

Happy Small Dick Appreciation Day!

by RealLifeDawg56 April 18, 2022

National dick sucking day

June 15th Keydy will suck Anthony 🍆

Damn keydy it’s National dick sucking day, you know what that means

by 7606267 June 16, 2018

National Dick Suck Day

It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl April 15th is National Dick Suck Day. So get on your knees and get down there

National Dick Suck Day means it's time to get down and get to sucking

Guy: Ay baby I heard it was April 15th...
Girl: well then I guess I need knee pads cause it's time to get low...

by The Remembrance May 25, 2018

Suck a dick day

October 21. is a national suck a dick day!

"hey guys you can just let her suck your dick!"

"why?"

"Its october 21. which means its Suck a dick day!"

by lolandiooooop October 20, 2019

Good Dick Day

Good Dick Day, or GDD is the uncontrollable size of your dick when you wake up, or when you finish working out, swimming etc. On a good day you have a nice shaft, with an enlarged head, on a bad day you have a shriveled up sleeve of excess skin surrounding a little moles head.

Mmmm I'm not going streaking like this, I'm not having a Good Dick Day.

I think I'll change in the shower cubicle, today isn't a Good Dick Day.

Skinny dipping? Hell yeah, I can feel I'm having a good Dick Day!

by Siff Bachelor January 27, 2012