Dementor’s Kiss

When one person suddenly farts while the other person is giving mouth to anus CPR

I could hardly breathe after that “Dementor’s Kiss”

by Crustyman November 27, 2024

Dementor’s Blowjob

Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.

Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.

by ItzKris March 17, 2023

Dementor

People with dementia that don’t get pleasantly confused, they turn evil. Especially at night when the sun downing begins…..

That dementor in room 293 just punched me in the stomach and called me a bitch— all I was trying to do was help her to the bathroom! Somebody else can take her morning labs…. Hell nah

by Dragonitesbigballs November 23, 2025