Spum Delight

A sandwich comprised of a top bun, ketchup, mustard, a bottom bun, and spit

"Can I get one spum delight please with extra spit?"

by HeyItsRed November 26, 2021

rappers delight

The first rap song ever created in 1979.

My favorite rap song was Rappers Delight

by hey hey hey January 28, 2005

sony_delight

The Twitter account for the stupidest fucking whore that ever lived. She told her cousin's girlfriend that she had sex with him and always had her tongue shoved down his throat. She's so desperate for a man that she'll do anything to get with one. She's tried to ruin every relationship her guy friends are in because she's so depressed with her own pathetic life.

Sony_delight will screw everyone....even family.

by troll dad July 29, 2011

Dirty D Delight

Tossing a woman's salad while having a dip in. Use Skoal Long Cut Wintergreen for best results.

I wanted to do something sexual to her, but I did not want to spit out my D....so I settled for a Dirty D Delight.

by Kneel before Christ September 14, 2010

farmer's delight

A sexual act in which one woman inserts a full corn cob into another's "corn-hole" while the corn-cob-ee is being penetrated by a gonorrhea-infected tracter tail-pipe. The inserter gets rammed by a horse that is suspended above her with an elaborate set of ropes. The horse's initial penetration is after fifteen feet on a zip line. It is forceful. A goat eats the old corn cob afterwards, and is jerked off while it dines.

Please do not do this. If you do, videotape it.

Farmer's delight tonight, Cletusette?

by Stan Greer August 25, 2006

dead man's delight

When a man is going down on a woman, the woman clamps her legs around the man's head covering his ears.

Chuckie was sucked into a dead man's delight while pleasuring Kiddie.

by gpete March 17, 2010

Coconut Delight

The act of feltching a colostomy stoma (orifice surgically created on the abdomen in order for a colostomy bag to attach)... In much the same way a dehydrated Robinson Crusoe attacked the nectar of his first life-giving coconut.

The homeless, post-surgery homeless man lacked anything to offer a potential patron to augment his treasury... Ah! He made available his made-made opening for a Coconut Delight.

by S-S-S June 28, 2008