by Coolest kids ever May 14, 2008

To wear your birthday suit to your mother's funeral and spasm on her corpse like a fish out of water.
Guy 1:"Dude, did you see that guy at Cecilia's funeral?"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude that was rank, can't believe he Declan'd her!"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude that was rank, can't believe he Declan'd her!"
by Shanulio Noodlenan May 25, 2016

Hipster, typically from Snodland/Halling and goes to Equador to do aid work. He wears girls jeans and clothing made from his Nan's curtains. Has an Experiemental relationship with Alex. He is short and skinny and a wuss.
by ElisElisE2Elisha157773 October 19, 2017

A chubby person who loves food and is angry when not given, he loves men and fortnite and is a big virgin
by THEMUFFINMANISFUN June 1, 2019

by EagleI150 February 21, 2017

the epitome of large penis.
~hey what’s your name?
-hi i’m Declan
~oh you must have a very sizable penis
-of course it is the epitome of large penises
-hi i’m Declan
~oh you must have a very sizable penis
-of course it is the epitome of large penises
by dilf96 July 30, 2020

the sexiest guy you will ever meet he has the biggest penis you will ever see and gets all dem girls
by Declantheduck February 25, 2019
