by Saddam assad December 23, 2020
The fucking worst day ever. It’s the day before Christmas and it takes years for this day to get over with. If you try and go to sleep it’s fucking impossible.
Friend: hey bro it’s Christmas Eve!
Me: yeah?
Friend: it’s December 24, Christmas Eve so only one more day til Christmas.
Me: you mean a few more years
Me: yeah?
Friend: it’s December 24, Christmas Eve so only one more day til Christmas.
Me: you mean a few more years
by Chicken tender bitch October 17, 2021
This Day In Every Year Is National Be Nice To Matthew Day Which Means No Bullying Cause. It's Innapropriate And Violent.
"Matthew Your Perm Looks Might Fine Today"
"Matthew You Look Pretty Sexy Today Cuh"
"Matthew Your The Best And Nicest Person Ever (December 24)"
"Matthew You Look Pretty Sexy Today Cuh"
"Matthew Your The Best And Nicest Person Ever (December 24)"
by MattyRatty December 24, 2021