The blackest brother in the galaxy (a Nubian god) whose beautiful black visage is sullied when his mask is pulled off to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man telling the black audience that deep inside they all wants to be white
Hooper: Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?
Banky Edwards: Intergalactic civil war?
Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky Edwards: Well, isn't that true?
Hooper pulls out his gun, shoots Banky
Hooper: BLACK RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?
Banky Edwards: Intergalactic civil war?
Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky Edwards: Well, isn't that true?
Hooper pulls out his gun, shoots Banky
Hooper: BLACK RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Hooper-Y October 8, 2008
Get the darth vadermug. When someone passes out, then you take off their pants, take a dump in their pants, then put their pants back on them.
by BrianRM October 6, 2011
Get the A Darth Vadermug. It is when a man stands over a person laying on their back. The man faces towards the persons feet, and then stretches his scrotum} over their nose and mouth such that each of his balls are on each side of the chin. The person's breathing should then inflate and deflate the scrotum like an air bellows and the resulting noise should resemble the dark lord's breathing. A side effect is that the man's anus may place a dot on the receiver's forehead. When a dot has been made, this act is also known as the hindu facemask.
by d. mccrakin September 16, 2013
Get the the darth vadermug. one who smokes too much, then walks around with an oxygen tank and tubes in and out of their nose and mouth. Then they begin to sound and look like the star wars character.
WHEEZE!! CUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
by bojzzle June 29, 2004
Get the darth vadermug. This is the art of pulling ones foreskin back in a dark room, and then turning on a torch to reveal a darth vader shaped silhouette on the wall.
by Clinterous February 18, 2007
Get the darth vadermug. coolest freakin SITH LORD next darth maul. no one can compare to this dark lord of the force. And what the heck is up with an old fogey as an apprentice? what the heck is this crap!!!??? Get Count Dooku the heck outta here!!!
by jade June 21, 2003
Get the darth vadermug. when one takes a very large toke of some ones joint, takeing numorous inhailes with out a breath, then hands u the joint after hlaf of its gone
by Jezze March 17, 2005
Get the darth vaderedmug.