The act of sending ones housemate out to Tesco's to buy chocolate, muffins and wine in order to masturbate, naked in the middle of the living room, hoping that you can finish and redress yourself before they return home.
Margaret: What did you get up to last night?
Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.
Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.
Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.
Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.
by slapyourstick October 14, 2011
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A complete mad cunt who will do anything for a laugh. Usually someone who thinks they are a tom hardy stuntman by day and a sesh master by night and needs to do crazier and crazier shit to live up to the name.
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"I was never the same since that fateful day when I witnessed my father blown to bits in the most dangerous game, his remains nibbled on by his mount."
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Guy #1: Do you have a stapler with you?
Girl #1: yeah, let me just pull it out of my ass (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: Well... ok? Do you know what time it is?
Girl #1: No I'm too stupid to tell the time. (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SO DANGEROUSLY SARCASTIC!!!
Girl #1: yeah, let me just pull it out of my ass (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: Well... ok? Do you know what time it is?
Girl #1: No I'm too stupid to tell the time. (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SO DANGEROUSLY SARCASTIC!!!
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2. A Trilogy with Strong Bad playing Dangeresque, Coach Z as Ranaldo, and Bubs as Dangeresque's enemy.
Extras: The Cheat,Strong Mad,Marzipan and Strong Sad as StrongBad's stunt double (not comfirmed).
The latest film is due June 2004. It is 'Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective'.....in 3D!
2. A Trilogy with Strong Bad playing Dangeresque, Coach Z as Ranaldo, and Bubs as Dangeresque's enemy.
Extras: The Cheat,Strong Mad,Marzipan and Strong Sad as StrongBad's stunt double (not comfirmed).
The latest film is due June 2004. It is 'Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective'.....in 3D!
by Adam S., last time I checked. December 1, 2003
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