All the young dudes

Carriers of the news. They are a mean team and they can love.

Jokes aside, it's a song written by David Bowie but it's most famous version is of Mott the Hoople.

Oh, brother, you've guessed, I'm a dude, dad
All the young dudes (Hey, dudes!)
Carry the news (Where are you?)
Boogaloo dudes (Stand up, come on!)
Carry the news

by wolfstar's child indeed March 5, 2021

Jimmy two dudes

The act of a shoemaker in this case Jimmy Shumaker performing a sexual act on multiple inmates who have ganged up on him and told him that they were going to take Him into the prison bathroom and turned Jimmy two shoes into Jimmy to dudes or more depending on how many prisoners there are that are going to take advantage of his blown out booty hole.

Come here Jimmy two shoes you’re about to be Jimmy two dudes

by #FuckJimShumakers Blownout Ass August 4, 2022

Bad Dudes

Hilariously bad NES Beat-'Em-Up.

"Some ninjas have kidnapped the President! Are you a bad enough dude to save him?"

by Argo August 29, 2004

Two Dudes

Two dudes are causing a nationwide crime wave. Whenever an assault victim is brought into the ER and the cops show up to take the crime report, the alledged perps are always 'two dudes" and the victim was always just "minding my business" If only we could incarcerate these nefarious "two dudes" crime rates would fall drastically and more people would be free to "mind their own business"

I was just minding my own business when these two dudes put a cap in me

by sgrant39 May 21, 2011

Pocket Dudes

Being dealt two Jacks in a game of Texas Holdem.

My pocket dudes beat out your tens. In your face.

by Pickett January 18, 2006

Daisy Dudes

Short shorts on a man, especially if they are jean shorts. The male equivalent of Daisy Dukes.

H-Boo got a big-ass hole in the knee of his jeans and cut 'em off, but they're all short, so he's wearing Daisy Dudes!

by GullibleZine August 18, 2007

Broods Before Dudes

An unwritten yet powerful law governing the lifestyle choices of domesticated adult males. The law automatically goes into effect following the appearance of the first offspring and it immediately supercedes the "Bros Before Hoes" ordinance (if said regulation has not already been ruled unconstitutional by the ranking female domestic partner). The law is often invoked by disapproving mother-in-laws, with a chiding tone of voice and the words "family first" (and sometimes accompanied by a finger wag).

Depending on tribal customs and which side of the bed local authorities got up on, the law may dramatically reduce or outright prohibit a broad variety of activities including: shooting hoops, watching the game, fishing trips, gaming binges, nights out with the boys, poker nights, ultra violent action movie nights, getting drunk and ogling women way out of your league nights... The list goes on.

The true impact of the law is felt not just by the adult male (i.e. "father"), but also indirectly by the man's best bros, extended friends, co-workers, and the many merchants and facilitators that typically service "the boys" when they go out. In recent years many (men) have cited the negative impact of the law on local economies but, unlike the exhaustive research behind the "Bros Before Hoes" legislation, those subject to "Broods Before Dudes" are generally to exhausted by the end of the day to argue, much less do an economic impact analysis.

See also: bros before hoes

Friend 1: Bro, you down with beers this Friday?
Friend 2: (to self, recalling the face of his infant child staring up at him) ...broods before dudes...
Friend 1: (recognizing the blank stare) Never mind, man. You've got stuff going on... How is Dancing With The Stars these days?

by JasonYH September 17, 2012