blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle

the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D

stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"

by cutie with a bootie May 25, 2008

Drench Run

The art of running and leaping towards your partner and aiming your dick precisely in her ass just like the trench run, making her explode and drench all over with blood and cum…

How’s the wife dude?
Good, just did a Drench Run and now she’s in the hospital

by mbethel8 October 9, 2023

drenched in the sauce

a bunch of Quiznos chipotle mayo

“excuse me.. are you.. drenched in the sauce?”

by Jaisynda August 13, 2023

Double Drenching

Double Drenching is the process of dropping fecal matter into a toilet and then urinating on it. You leave it in the toilet for 2 hours to absorb the juices, then pull the fesces out of the bowl. Freeze the log until the urine has created a glossy sheen around the turd. Use the frozen turn to lubricate your penis then ejaculate into a toilet bowl and drop the turd in it. Let it simmer for an additional 4 hours or until the toilet has become foggy. Reach into the bowl to retrieve your brown staff, and freeze it one last time. These logs are used for collection to impress your friends in which case they are Drench Rods.

"Did you hear Ron did some Double Drenching? His freezer is full of Drench Rods of different sizes!"

by TheDrencher December 28, 2024

frosty drench

To throw ice water on your unsuspecting girlfriend

I saw my girlfriend tanning peacefully so I frosty drenched her.

by nmack November 26, 2016

Drench Rod

The end result of double drenching. Usually a high amount of this object shows higher status.

"Should we invite Paul to our Party?"
"No way! He only has one drench rod!"

by TheDrencher January 17, 2025

sheep drench

Is a painful way to hurt your friend by hooking your finger in his mouth and pulling against the mouth. It resembles the way sheep are given anti-parasitic medicine. A double sheep drench pulls the mouth from either side which is extremely painful and should be used cautiously.

That was the most painful sheep drench I've ever had.

by Oz Slang November 30, 2021