Douchebaggestry

The act and art of being a douche

"What manner of douchebaggestry is this?! You fuckers have gone way too far this time!"

by FrenchCarpet-NoS February 21, 2015

douchebagit

To do something really douchey like standing someone up or dogging on a friend!

I have a date tonight and I'm suppose to meet her at the restaurant. Although I think I'll douchebagit and go out with this other hot girl I met at the drug store!

by Dilster August 25, 2009

Douchebaginsons

A medical term used to refer to a person who has the inability to enjoy anything.

Taylor takes this pickup game way to seriously, he must have douchebaginsons.

by Dr. Jamaal August 20, 2011

douchebagastan

A country America despises and can't get along with.

Osama bin Laden lived in douchebagastan.

by Only in America! May 30, 2011

Douchebagnet

The combination of douchebag and magnet.

a girl who naturally attracts the douchiest of men unintentionally is labeled as a douchebagnet.

by poopshooter July 18, 2012

Douchebagette

Some nosy girl who always thinks you're trying to impress someone while wearing something nice.

The reason why I have this weird pattern of dressing up one day and dressing like a trash can the next to prove that I'm not trying to impress anyone.

Emily: "Sir, why are you wearing a tie???"
Mr. Meister: "For parent teacher interviews."
Emily: "Who are you trying to impress????"
Mr. Meister: "Definatley not your mother. In fact, I think I'm gonna tell her about how you can't stop being a Douchebagette to your peers and even your own teacher."

by Your huge ass mother April 24, 2015

douchebagtastic

Someone who is incredibly fantastic at being the biggest douchebag imaginable

How was your date with Jimmy?
"Oh my God, he took me to McDonald's for dinner, said he forgot his wallet and after I paid for his dinner, he asked if I wanted to go out for drinks. He is absolutely douchebagtastic.

by KaySeeDubya October 16, 2017