domestic piracy

Stealing household items (food, toiletries, silverware, etc.) when visiting your parents' house, to avoid shopping for them yourself.

Roommate 1: Where did all this food come from? I thought you didn't have a car.

Roommate 2: Yeah, I committed some domestic piracy when I went home for my brother's birthday last weekend.

by Angly June 5, 2011

domestic labor

slang term for homework

"Dude, I've decided never to do domestic labor again!"
"Right on, I'm with ya dude"

"Yeah, that's right. My dog ate my domestic labor...bitch!"

"Hey Gaylord, you coming over to smoke the hookah tonight?"
"Nah man, I have a crotchload of domestic labor tonight."

by Llerradster February 15, 2006

domestic goddess

A female who excels at baking, cooking, cleaning-housework of all sorts. She loves to please and enjoys hearing compliments about her awesomeness around the house/kitchen. She may sew, knit, have domestic hobbies that come out well. She doesn't have to have children to be considered a domestic goddess.

Husband: "Yeah, I know, ever since we were married she's become quite the domestic goddess."
Friend: "I wish my woman was like that, I'm jealous!"

by Stryderella March 5, 2010

Domestic Abuse

When a person can't have things the way they want so they use power and control to try to coerce their partner into doing something they don't want to (also known as hyper control). Usually, women are not abusive, but they can become abusive because of prior abuse as a Coping method. Sometimes people ask why does a women go back to an abusive husband, one reason is because the prior abuse they received for so long has made them feel like it is normal to be abused.

Police come out to a "Domestic Abuse" calling because a man has just threw a remote at his wife after punching the wall. This would be considered abuse even if the remote was not thrown because punching the wall was done by the man to scare her into doing something she might not want to do. He also did this to scare her into doing something she might not want to do

by Fa'agatu April 1, 2010

domestic rice

An american car with wal-mart performance and stereo equipment, driven by Trailer trash and teenage girls

Wow look at that Cava-queer with walmart hubs.

by aes May 19, 2003

Domestic Relationship

A domestic partnership is a legal or personal relationship between two individuals who live together and share a common domestic life but are are unable or choose not to be joined by marriage or civil union. May be same-sex or opposite-sex partners.

Lynn and Sue have a common partner, Tom. They are a polyamorous family who share a home. While Sue and Tom are legally married, Lynn and Tom have a domestic relationship.

by Polly Amory October 23, 2011

Domestic Financial Terrorist (DFT's)

Any executive within the Banking, Mortgage or Insurance industries that, despite their own failed job performance, still believe they should be grossly over-compensated at the expense of stockholders, or more recently, taxpayers, via bailout monies.

Executives at AIG are a prime example of a Domestic Financial Terrorist (DFT's). After they run their company into the ground, they keep their job then pay themselves millions of taxpayer bailout money as a bonus.

Also known as Poo-Flinging-Office-Monkeys.(No offense to monkeys, they likely would have done a better job running AIG).

by Meeray March 17, 2009