Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

hollywoo stars and celebrities: what do they know? do they know things?? let's find out!

hollywoo stars and celebrities: what do they know? do they know things?? let's find out! or HSC: WTK? DTKT?? LFO! is a game show for hollywoo stars and celebrity's made by Mr. Peanutbutter.

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by snechta December 5, 2024

Doing the Thing

/THiNG/
Verb
The action of leaving a group, party, meeting, event and/or call in regards to being hurt, mad, sad, and/or upset.

Ex. Damian doing the thing

“Yo why is Damian red?”
*Damian leaves the Xbox party*
“Damian did the Thing LMFAO!“

by Cockmuncher33 November 16, 2022

First we drink the coffee then we do the things

This is a useful phrase for any situation. Memes depict actors or people drinking coffee, so it is applicable. One of the best is the bridge of the Starship Enterprise where Captain Kirk, Sulu, and the navigator are drinking coffee on their shift.

First we drink the coffee then we do the things. coffee

by MyComputerMan July 16, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>We Can Do The Same Thing<.7.9.7.6.>

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

You just gotta like, do the thing; you know?

A speech expression used commonly when someone is unable to remember the thing that they were supposed to do,
or when someone else forgot and you are using the phrase sarcastically.

Person 1: what were we supposed to do again?
Person 2: you just gotta like, do the thing; you know?

by im on the interwebs October 19, 2021