Dirty Swiffer

A female who frequently encounters the opportunity to clean male genitalia

Guy 1: "she sucked my balls and licked my taint"

Guy 2: "oh she's a dirty Swiffer"

by Lex triple x February 28, 2016

Dirty Costanza

When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.

Johny gave his wife a Dirty Costanza.

by boxandthefuzz May 7, 2017

Dirty Pulloff

Disgusting variation of the regular pulloff, aka toss, wank, jerk, etc., but involving dirty hands. Usually, but not always, done to an unsuspecting victim.

Craig got way too drunk on a Sunday morning drinking bottomless mimosas. He was horny, but his girlfriend Kristine wouldn't let him fuck her and kicked him out of the house. He passed out in the local park and woke up with his pants undone getting a a dirty pulloff from some homeless man.

by prawncutlet August 25, 2017

Dirty Bryson

The act of attempting to explain real estate to your partner while having sexual relations just to realize there's no one there.

My dude bragging about his night out but all he did was a dirty Bryson.

by CashFlow01 July 17, 2021

Dirty grace

someone who screams daddy in a park in the middle of the night thinking that no one would hear them

Jordan: Did you hear what machelle did
Sophie: Yeah she is such a dirty grace

by Emmily wilsonel November 8, 2021

Dirty Diamond Steel

Your extremely constipated all day and in a location where dropping this enourmous stinkloaf would be innappropriate so you decided to wait until you return to your own throne. After you squat and relieve your stomach of the huge bodily mass that has been baking in your belly all day, you come to find that your left with a raging woody from the state of euphoria you have achieved. Choosing what you do with the chubby is your own preference.

Beau: Oh man, I had to hold that dump in all day, I couldnt drop that turd at work. But boy oh boy was it relieving.

Sam: Want me to finish off your dirty diamond steel, I see your pitchin a little tent in your gym shorts there.

Beau: Ah what the heck, why not!

by IDropBombz June 12, 2011

Dirty Mendez

A Dirty Mendez is where 2 people have sex and play Fortnite at the same time, hopefully catching a dub in the process.

Pulled a Dirty Mendez on Jenny the other night, pulled it around for a Victory Royale too!

by Zandzz June 29, 2020