Desperation Night

The night before Valentine's Day where everyone is trying to pick up a date and if you have a heartbeat you can get laid.

Friend: dude, go talk to that chick!
You: She is way out of my league...
Friend: Man it is Desperation Night! Magic is in the air!

by J2theB December 29, 2010

desperation nation

originated as a noun - an exaggerated term used to describe the amount of desperation within a person, in which it is equivalent to a country.

but is now more commonly used as an adjective that describes an extreme form of desperation used to describe a situation or a person.

- Mayeisha keeps hitting on every lowlife that walks into the bar
- desperation nation

by arbitraryrantz January 9, 2017

Desperation nude

A nude or revealing picture sent to illicit a response from someone that is showing disinterest in you , or has ghosted you in order to get a response.

"Chad wont answer my texts for a week, I should send a steamy shower pic ". Suprise. He answers to the desperation nude because hes drunk.

by Drabgreenqueen January 20, 2020

Desperation Comedy

When a person who claims to be a comedian/comedienne does whatever no matter how degrading or stupid to get a laugh.

He sucks so bad he using that desperation comedy on stage.

by WraithBlade993 August 16, 2023

last minute desperation

When it comes close to kicking out time at a club, and you haven't pulled, u go for anything

I tried to pull all last night , but I couldn't till the end, she was a right munter , that's last minute desperation for you

by mitch00uk April 3, 2015

Thumbs Up Desperation

The act of someone writing "Thumbs up if..." at the beginning of their youtube comment as a desperate attempt to make their comments rank in the Highest Rated Comments, even though it gives them no real gain.

Thumbs up if you hate it when people begin their youtube comments with 'thumbs up if...' because they have too much Thumbs Up Desperation.

by W102 August 4, 2010

Flirtatious Desperation

The act of turning a completely non-romantic situation into a romantic one because the person is desperate to feel as if someone actually loves them back.

"I think that cute cashier was flirting with me."
"Katie, I don't think someone saying have a nice day is considered flirting."
"No, he's definitely flirting with me. He gave me a bag."
"A bag to put your food in. You have severe Flirtatious Desperation."

by A random nobody :) February 24, 2022