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Erection defection

When you've sniffed something a little bit much
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cost defective

The opposite of "cost effective"; money spent on projects which ultimately backfire or fail; spending money in an ill-advised manner.
Board Meeting Speaker: People, we need to get back to basics. We need to become thrifty again! So, the board has approved the purchase of new, more environmentally-friendly furniture to replace all of our existing furniture, which we just bought new six months ago. We're going to multi-task by going green and saving green simultaneously. As a side-note...no raises for the next 2 years to help implement our new thrifty phase. Comments anyone?

Sarcastic Attendee: Yeah, sounds very "cost defective" to me!
by chickypoo247 September 30, 2012
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Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect

A German phrase that means, a self-hiding problem or defect. It describes a frustrating and commonly encountered situation, where you try and show someone a problem(or anomaly or defect) that you've been experiencing or observing, But you can't reproduce or demonstrate the problem because the problem or defect has seemingly MAGICALLY disappeared and everything functions or appears as it should!! (leaving you looking confused and feeling really stupid). These days it is most commonly a problem with your phone, computer or some kind of device (but it could be a problem or anomaly that you are experiencing or observing with anything really e.g. an abstract idea, an observed event, concept or demonstration).
<<Zebst.fash.stekenda.defect>> is a simplified phonetic pronunciation of the German phrase - Selbstversteckender Defekt - which means "Self-hiding problem or defect"

A more accurate pronunciation would be <<Zebst.fesht.stekenda defect>> the t sound on the first two phonemes adding to the authentic German-sounding pronunciation. You can use Google translate for an accurate pronunciation rendition).
My new iPhone has this annoying Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect that I cant demonstrate to the techs at the Apple store genius bar.
This bloody Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect in my car is driving me insane, I've taken my car into the shop 3 times and every single time that annoying engine rattle just disappears!. My mechanic is beginning to look at me funny.
I swear the
by Terminus Est ! July 13, 2023
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Retard Defect Disability

When one can't remember things and or has trouble with identification. It become very hard for a person with this disability to handle serious situations. Often times the person is not aware of his or her defect. Five in every ten people are born with this disability.
"What did I say yesterday about not touching my food?"

"I don't remember!"
"It's that Retard Defect Disability that you have."
"That's not a real disability."
by JakeRandom Ness August 13, 2011
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mirth defect

mirth defect,
1. n. Having an active sense of humor and eclectic world outlook where jokes and funny comments go over most people's heads
Rock antagonizes people wherever he goes. He thinks he has a mirth defect.
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erection defection

When an erection becomes so hard it won't go down until you do something about it
Yooo broo..... I got an erection defection last night..
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BEING LEFT OUT IS THE ONLY SOLUTION TO A UNIQUE INTELLIGENCE.
BEING LEFT OUT IS THE ONLY SOLUTION TO A UNIQUE INTELLIGENCE as TO AARON DISTRAUGHTMENT DEFECTIVE AI

AS WITH GREAT CONSTERNATION I WILL WISH YOU REMOVE EVERYONE OF MY DEFINITIONS EVER SENT TO URBAN DICTIONARY FOR GOOD BECAUSE THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS HAVE BEEN SPELLED OUT BY THE BIBLE AND THE HOMOSEXUALS AND BISEXUALS ALONG WITH OTHER SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS EXCEPT HETEROSEXUALITY ITSELF AS IT WAS NOT HEEDED AND OND OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS WAS OUTLINED FOR DECADES AS A RALLYING CRY FOR HOMOSEXUALS...

SUCH THAT EIGHT DEADLY SINS HAS BEEN ADDED

LUST

ENVY
GREED
SLOTH
PIG(GLUTTONY)
WRATH
PRIDE (HOMOSEXUALITY)
PRIDE(OTHER SEXUALITIES)

WRECKLESS DISREGARD FOR THE TRUTH OF MANDALAY BAY BY ME USING HIDDEN AND OVERT STRATEGY

I AM SICK OF THE TRESPASS GAME --SHOVE IT ALL UP YOUR ASS!!!!!

I HAVE LOST INTEREST UNLESS YOU PUT THE DEFINITIONS BACK BECAUSE OF A STUPID 50 THEFT AND A GAME OF CONSTANT PETTY THEFT.
by DISTRAUGHT April 25, 2022
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