After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.
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When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.
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When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.
by NickLightning March 25, 2023
Being shot never was anyone's idea of a good time, but at least most people who got shot still have a head afterwards.
The guy wasn't in good shape after getting shot, but look at what happened to the guy that got decapitated. He had a bad night.
by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021
A wholely fabricated lie that has spread around so fast with no way of the public to verify its truth.
His claim of the attrocity committed turns out to be just a decapitated baby. It was purely made up but that doesn't stop the mainstream news outlets from spreading it.
by watermelonpal October 30, 2023
You watch a decapitation just once and you might get sad or feel something else (fearful, angry), but you watch it 5 or 6 times and you see the humor in it, which is why instant replay makes sense for something like that.
The instant replay decapitation was a crowd pleaser.
by The Original Agahnim October 03, 2021
Yesterday, Sarah tried decapitating me.
-Bro! What happened to your penis?
It's still in good condition. She only managed to break the condom.
-Bro! What happened to your penis?
It's still in good condition. She only managed to break the condom.
by Gappies July 05, 2020