when you and your girl are doing the 'do' but she's thinking about another guy while yall doing it / her moans aren't for you, hence "decapitated orgasms". or the song that Five Deez made.
by tensa.ii January 5, 2024

You watch a decapitation just once and you might get sad or feel something else (fearful, angry), but you watch it 5 or 6 times and you see the humor in it, which is why instant replay makes sense for something like that.
by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021

Being shot never was anyone's idea of a good time, but at least most people who got shot still have a head afterwards.
The guy wasn't in good shape after getting shot, but look at what happened to the guy that got decapitated. He had a bad night.
by The Original Agahnim June 15, 2021

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.
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When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.
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When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.
by NickLightning March 25, 2023
