Dapper Scrapper

The raddest motherfucker on the planet! This motherfucker right here will load your old appliances and shit onto his badass truck and turn them into cash. He'll then take that cash and attempt to turn it into sweet threesways and weed.

Dude 1: "What the fuck am I going to do with all this old shit piled up in my lawn?"

Dude 2: "What the fuck, man!? Just call the Dapper Scrapper! He'll turn all this old shit into a sweet threeway!"

Dude 1: "Epic ... "

by Sargeant GoodTIMES! January 1, 2011

Dapper-Crapper

When someone is able to walk out of a bathroom stall and still look cool.

"You see that twirl he did over by the hand dryer. Made his coat look like a pimp-cape."
He's one Dapper-Crapper."

by GroceryClerk March 2, 2016

Dapper Don

A Dapper Don is a new age gentlemen with class, pose and style like no other, When GQ looks for its style they ask Dapper Don. The standard of what Adonis strives to be, the envy of most boys and the desire of all women, queens and Goddesses.

"A real man is a Dapper Don not a nigga"

by Dapper Don July 1, 2016

Dapper Douche

A suave, well dressed male that inherently possess the qualities of a douche. Typically a male in his early 20s that spends excessive time modeling for his own instagram account. A dapper douche may be found with an abundance of mousse, designer shoes, and the inability to kindly shut the fuck up about himself.

What the flying fuck? That guy is such a dapper douche.

by StevenBigD January 13, 2015

Dapper Dan

1.A very swanky and neatly-groomed man.
2. Grease used for hair purposes.

He's such a Dapper Dan, with his shoes shined and hair moussed back.

by Pantseh March 2, 2004

Dapper December

Dapper December is the event during the month of December where the former participants of No-Shave November (also referred to as Novembeard, Movember, or Noshavember) have a chance to redeem themselves. It began as the brainchild of Matt Mueller and was taken to the next level by Brittany Reed, both college students. The premise is to dress sharp for every day of December. This means shaving beards, styling your hair, donning a suit or dress, and generally having a neat and sharp appearance. Participants avoid the temptation to have a grunge day and throw on sweats and sneakers and instead take the extra few minutes to put on a classy outfit for an entire month.

I kind of want to wear a sweatshirt, but it's Dapper December and I want to look classy.

by Breed1964 November 30, 2010

Dapper Don

A male who is dressed to the nines.

Have you seen Eddie's new suit? He looks like a real Dapper Don.

by DrewMLO2013 November 9, 2013