cumberland scotch egg

When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.
Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg
by Big baws macgraw November 06, 2021
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Cumberland Scotch Egg

When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.
by Big baws macgraw November 10, 2021
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Upper cumberland

After anal sex, one chooses to remove the lid of toilet tank and excrete the cum into tank.
Me and my partner decided to put the load of cum into the toilet tank. Being an upper cumberland.
by Cumberland May 06, 2025
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Cumberland Community School

Every girl who goes there either becomes a slag or becomes a pick me girl and every boy is a fuck boy or a pedo. Also one of the shittiest schools in Newham because the head teacher doesn't look serious.
"Cumberland Community School is SHITTTT. I mean what community is there!"
by yournansasocialreject101 November 29, 2021
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A place where all the girls are sluts and whores. A fight in the bathroom happen almost daily and the principals do almost nothing about it. All the low IQs in the hallway just talk about “rizzing” (the most degenerate term in existence) girls up and starting beef by fighting with others in the bathroom if you’re If you’re an Indian, then you’re different. You just work hard by studying, doing work, and joining clubs.
Scenario in Cumberland Valley High School

Guy to Girl: Hi. How was the test?

Everyone else: BRO YOU GOT SO MUCH RIZZ!!!!!!!! W RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scenario 2:

Guy: Hey dude can you lend me a pencil?

Other Guy: Are you trying to be racist to me boy? Let’s fight next period in the bathroom.
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Cumberland Splice

A sexual act by nature (fetish) that involves depositing a spiral shaped turd on the chest of your significant other.
Morning honey. Cumberland Splice for breakfast?”
by MamaSmurfy April 14, 2023
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Cumberland Sausage

A type of sausage. The good sausage (not as good as Richmond) although it is still pretty decent. Demolished by ones self and the YouTube sensation himself, Callum’s Corner
This Cumberland Sausage is class
by Pilot was a loaf of bread August 04, 2019
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