Cuddlecock

A flaccid penis — especially in the context of poor sexual performance.

‘The missus fancied a shag last Tuesday, but I had a bad case of the cuddlecock after a night of hard drinking.’

‘Sorry dear, but it seems I’m cuddlecocked.’

by durdledoo October 18, 2020

Cuddleicious

When your baby, your pup, your partner snuggles up with you-hence putting a smile on your face, or the face of the on-looker!

Cuddleicious, the way that baby snuggles with his pop pop.

by alanaxox November 5, 2020

CuddleFuck

Cuddling to the extreme. Without fucking.

Your a great cuddlefuck.

by BrianMason October 15, 2021

cuddlelocked

The state of being unable to move due to a pet sleeping or cuddling up to, or on; you or a limb. May also apply to humans.

“Hey homie, get out here, they got a motherfuckin’ firing squad out here!”
“Can’t man, I’m cuddlelocked.”

by bubblegumpunkk December 1, 2021