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Melon Crushers

Big juicy thighs that could crush your head like a Watermelon
"Dude, you see that girl's legs over there, look at those melon crushers!"
by LSDemons October 14, 2020
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Flag Crusher

A person who unanimously rejects his proposals made by other people THUS, crushing their Flags(hopes) in a sense...
UOMI SAN : Now you've crushed my flag too... TSUDA KUN!
TSUDA : Huh... Flag Crusher!? Nanisorei?
(P.S. - You came here from seitokai yakuindomo, you're a genius if you have watched it up to that episode it gets better)
by Frizzyfreak May 23, 2022
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Couch crusher

Comprable to the always-popular chair Crusher these behemoths do not only Crush normal human chairs but they can Crush an entire couch with their massive girth
Jimbo: did you see the girl Billy Ray left the bar with! Damn she was a real chair crusher!

Cleatus: Hell wasn't no chair crusher! She was a couch crusher!
by TV2112 March 22, 2019
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Cookie Crusher

Verb: The female teabag. Where one places their vaginal lips on ones forehead.
Jimbo was passed out on the couch while Kim gave him the COOKIE CRUSHER!
by T Rod August 27, 2004
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cunt crusher

A penis that is so large it physically crushes a girls "cunt". Easily mistaken for clit crusher.
My dick is so big it crushed that bitches cunt, a.k.a. i'm a cunt crusher!
by cuntcrusher November 14, 2009
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boob crusher

when someone squeezes you while hugging, or hugs so tight that 'it crushes your boobs' - people from walter reed -
by tropical london October 21, 2005
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Chair Crusher

A overweight person who is so extremely fat, if they sit on a normal human chair it will be crushed by their massive girth.
dude 1 : Did you see that fat chick at the bar?

dude 2 : Yeah, she was a real chair crusher
by TV CAR July 25, 2010
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