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cro-magnon 

A person who has no eyebrows, a huge forehead and is very unpopular. Claims to have alot of friends but only has their family as friends. A person who is very annoying and you have to slap them on the forehead constantly.
Midgets, cro-magnon
cro-magnon by MUSGROVE September 30, 2009
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Cro-magnon 

Early species of undeveloped man, it has tendencies to sniff when it feels a sense of accomplishment, not to be mistaken for somebody of jewish descent.
His behaviour was similar to that of a cro-magnon
Cro-magnon by Kran dillan December 21, 2019

cro copped 

To get headshot or blown apart by a power weapon
I was playin MW2 last night and got cro copped so many times, I almost rage quit!

Player 1 sees Mauler heading straight for teammates.
Mauler swings flail.
Player 1 gets Torque Bow out and blasts Mauler's head off before the Mauler makes his strike.
Player 1: "Cro-copped!"
Other Player: "Damn nigga, you cro copped that bitch!"
cro copped by Juggernaut2010 August 31, 2012
The sticky part of your velcro fastening system that gets clogged with small pieces of lint and hair. The intruders are cro jam.
I accidently washed my ski jacket with a my socks and my jacket velcro was filled with cro jam.
cro jam by Penny4yourthoughts October 1, 2010

cro-fagnon 

A brutish, masculine, and possibly athletic, gay man. Traits include (but are not limited to) shaved heads, prominent body hair, a love of sports, and unibrows. Not to be confused with their cousin, the bear.
We were down at the club, and an entire rugby team showed up and started dancing to Celine Dion remixes. I was surrounded by cro-fagnons.
Short form for Crotch Frost. An event that occurs in the dead of winter when a female is sexually excited and finds herself outdoors.
That elevator ride gave me some mad Cro Fro
Cro Fro by TheCreamyOne January 4, 2013