Critical Economics Theory

The radical notion that the economy is not a force of nature like gravity, but a human-made system, and therefore can be changed by humans. It challenges the idea that concepts like "market forces," "trickle-down," or "austerity" are immutable laws, arguing instead that they are often just convenient stories told by the wealthy to justify their wealth and convince the poor to accept their poverty. It’s the intellectual equivalent of pointing out that the emperor’s new clothes are not only invisible, but they’re also made of a fabric that was subsidized by the taxpayers.

Example: "When the CEO claimed that giving his workers a raise was 'economically impossible' due to market pressures, the union rep, well-versed in critical economics theory, pointed out that it was perfectly possible; they just preferred to use that money for stock buybacks instead."

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026

Critical Social Sciences Theory

An umbrella term for the habit of over-analyzing every single human interaction until it becomes a textbook case study of systemic oppression, power dynamics, or cultural hegemony. It’s what happens when you can't just enjoy a party because you're too busy deconstructing the guest list as a socio-economic map of the city's class structure, and the playlist as a tool of cultural imperialism. While useful for understanding the world, in practice, it can make you the most insufferable person at the dinner table, unable to simply say "please pass the salt" without launching into a lecture on the geopolitics of sodium mining.

Example: "He couldn't just watch the Super Bowl; he had to deliver a dissertation on its role in reinforcing patriarchal norms and militaristic pageantry. He had a PhD in critical social sciences theory and zero invitations to future Super Bowl parties."

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026

Critical Cognitive Sciences Theory

The study of how the human brain, that three-pound blob of fatty tissue, is fundamentally bad at being objective. It posits that our thoughts aren't pure, logical computations, but are instead a swampy, murky bog of cognitive biases, inherited prejudices, and heuristics desperately trying to pass themselves off as rational thought. It's the science of proving that your brain is lying to you—constantly—about everything from your own abilities to the intentions of others. It's the humbling realization that "I think, therefore I am" should probably be amended to "I think I'm being rational, but I'm actually just confirming my own biases."

Example: "He was absolutely certain his memory of the event was perfect, a high-definition recording. His friend, a student of critical cognitive sciences theory, just smiled, knowing that memory is more like a bad artist's sketch, redrawn and reinterpreted every time it's pulled from the dusty filing cabinet of the mind."

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026