Cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel

Masturbating outside. It is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure.

"I'll be right in dear! I'm just cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel!

by Wet-Mice December 12, 2011

crackincooch

when a bitch is so dry she got cracks in her pussy. The clit is like a little sandy pebble inside an even dryer cave. Your english teacher has one if she is over 40. Especially if the clench game is ON POINT.

person one -Does Dr... have a crackincooch? I see her chench game is on point and she is pretty fucking old.

person two - you know it

by dry-eater.CM January 28, 2022

Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can

Hand Me A Beer

..."Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can"

-For full humor effect, words must be said as written above using fast and enhanced/unique/bad enunciation.

"Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can"

Damn I'm thirsty. Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can Carson. Upon request, a good homie of yours hands you a cold one.

by CKB Productions December 31, 2008

Cuddle craving

To have an extreme want to cuddle with someone

I got a cuddle craving right now. You finna cuddle or nah?

by Firebroski66 January 11, 2015

Cock Craving Cum Hound

A woman who hunts for men that are willing to put there huge meat rockets in any bodily oriphus and then spray her down with gallons upon gallons of hot, sticky cum.

Hey Wendy, how was that gang bang last night? You are such a cock craving cum hound!

by jtcjr13 July 30, 2009

whats cracking

Form of "What's Up".

What's crackin' home nugget?

by Master_Unlucky September 2, 2004

cracking a fat

if one is said to be cracking a fat, they are gaining an erection

When i saw Burnsy's Mum i cracked a fat

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003