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Concoction

First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.
by tnt May 1, 2003
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contarton

a contarton is a cross between a container and a carton.
it brought some great laughs at lunch the other day, the word slipped out, now it's certified!
by Anonymous April 2, 2003
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covortion

I'm going to engage in extreme covortion tonight. Wish me luck, fellas.
by PoopScoop December 25, 2007
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Contortionist James

Contortionist James (born Troy James) is a contortionist knows for his appearances on Australia’s Got Talent.
Contortionist James does cocaine with Miss Beaudry in the dryer
by Jizzelle Booty July 20, 2020
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letter of contrition

A broad range of letters that may be reported by one person, which is meant to be an important piece of material, as analyzed and determined by Double D (DD)
My cousin stole my letter of contrition but left my expensive sneakers and X-Box
by DoubleD800 August 1, 2018
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Contortionasst

A person with the capability of being flexible in performing different positions while having sex.
"My girl and I had amazing sex, knowing the fact that she is a pro contortionasst in bed"
by Jugulator May 12, 2014
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