Conch head

1. Key West-inspired explorer and adventurer.
2. Wanderlust.
3. One who is focused, independent, persistent, and brave, resilient, creative, not always behaved – with a sense of higher purpose and a penchant for risk whose exploring and adventures are amazingly brisk.

I got up with some conch heads I met in Martha’s Vineyard and we zip-lined through an Amazon rainforest.

by ExploreALittle October 9, 2016

Conch-Suckler

A Conch-Suckler is someone you dont like. Like someone Aura is just generally displeasing

Look at Karen that bitch is such a Conch-Suckler

by TheConcher February 16, 2019

conch pants

Pants that ride high up the anus during a sporting event such as the high jump. commonly seen during sports days worn by the kid whose mum still buys him y fronts for 7 year olds

Example A
'harry granger has conch pants today!'
Example B
Person A 'Ha look at Ismail'
Person B 'Yeah he has conch pants'

by Jason Stanel February 11, 2008

Conch Pussy

A woman possessing a deep spiraled vaginal canal sometimes due to deformites of the uterus.

Jim met a young lady down in Key West a few years ago having such a vagina and discribed her conch pussy in great detail. Reflecting upon this affair, he remarked that it reminded him of making love to an empty conch shell.

by J. R. Parker June 30, 2008

conch park

The closest motor vehicle spot at destination that can be legally parked at. A play on the association between the "conch" in Lord of the Flies as the object to signify the "power" of public speech, ie. "power park"

Suz won't get a better conch park than that unless she parks in the disabled spot

by DrdodoDarren July 6, 2005

Conch Shitter

Blonde little girl who shits in conch shells.

She looks like a conch shitter.

by Bracastyle November 9, 2018

Conch My Hole

The act of conching one's hole. An expression used to define a shitty experience or moment.

Faggot - "Dude do you want to go to church, and praise the lord?"
Rick - "No, I would rather conch my hole."

by stryfes13 December 8, 2013