conch shell

A great ass. You put your ear to it and you can hear the ocean.

KJ's ass is like a conch shell, put your ear to it and you can hear the ocean

by CHRHSLC May 27, 2009

anti-conch

"shutup, and pass the joint" as initially refered to in 'Lord of the Flies'

person A: "blah blah, haul...blah blah blah blah...haul..blah blah...."
person B: "ANTI-CONCH BITCH!"

by baGGs September 12, 2003

conch salad

Slang word for homosexual. The name was derived from the abundance and popularity of Conch in Key West. Also: sissy, effeminate male.

"you fuckin' conch salad ass bitch."

by Mattinho August 1, 2006

donkey conch

A huge vacuous vagina, the inverse of a inverse of a donkey dick.

Dude, that chick is such a slut. I'm sure she has a donkey conch... Go for it if you want to play some donkey conch. I bet you could throw a barrel up that thing.

by Dr. Dumazz August 14, 2008

Conch-Suckler

A Conch-Suckler is someone you dont like. Like someone Aura is just generally displeasing

Look at Karen that bitch is such a Conch-Suckler

by TheConcher February 16, 2019

Conch head

1. Key West-inspired explorer and adventurer.
2. Wanderlust.
3. One who is focused, independent, persistent, and brave, resilient, creative, not always behaved – with a sense of higher purpose and a penchant for risk whose exploring and adventures are amazingly brisk.

I got up with some conch heads I met in Martha’s Vineyard and we zip-lined through an Amazon rainforest.

by ExploreALittle October 9, 2016

conch pants

Pants that ride high up the anus during a sporting event such as the high jump. commonly seen during sports days worn by the kid whose mum still buys him y fronts for 7 year olds

Example A
'harry granger has conch pants today!'
Example B
Person A 'Ha look at Ismail'
Person B 'Yeah he has conch pants'

by Jason Stanel February 11, 2008