Corwelled

When someone receives something from a Corwell that completely messes them up, sending them into an unforgettable (or regrettable) experience.

• “Dude, I wasn’t ready for last night. Corwell brought those drinks, and I’ve never seen colors like that before.”
• “Bro, you look wrecked. What happened?”
“I got Corwelled.”
• “Every time Corwell shows up, things go from 0 to 100 real quick.”

by TacomanATK November 23, 2024

Compellonomics

economic systems that operate through compulsion rather than choice.

The debt-based tax system operates on pure compellonomics"

by Hermathecles June 19, 2025

Afton Campbelled

1. A term that describes getting rear-ended by a rich white man who thinks he's done nothing wrong and tries to blame you regardless of the situation. He may also smirk and grin the entire time after he's hit you because he thinks he's better than you.

2. A cocky, rich white man that has a big head. He thinks he can do no wrong because he is one of the main rich men in your town. He also thinks he will get away with anything and dares you to call the police.

3. A perverted old white man.

Example 1:
Person A: "Dude, what happened to your car?"
Person B: "I got Afton Campbelled."

Example 2:
Person A: "I'm heading to Harrison, Arkansas this weekend.

Person B: "Be careful, dude! Don't get Afton Campbelled."

by PrettyOddZebra September 14, 2022

I can't compeed

When the blister already burst and you can't put a Compeed brand band aid on it

"Try putting on a Compeed" - "Nah, bitch's already burst, i can't compeed!"

by Myam13 March 30, 2021