by TikTokwhore 🤡😎😈🥵 July 18, 2019
Get the Coconutmug. A term used in reference to soldiers in Army AIT (advanced individual training) who fall for each other because they haven't been in the real world in a VERY long time.
When you are in basic and AIT you won't have many "love" choices. It's like being stuck on an island with only coconuts. Don't fall in love with the coconuts.
by theMIman September 21, 2012
Get the Coconutmug. A black man who is white on the inside. they have the potential to be a gangsta or a brake dancer but are white on the inside so take life too seriously and get offended when called a nigga
by KidUrban July 25, 2011
Get the Coconutmug. A dumb shit who immigrated to your country, from a beautiful island, just to ruin it by beating the shit out of someone with a bat cause they "looked at me funny eh", eating your pets, filling up your prisons, taking all your money, raping anything that moves and basically existing.
Need to get back on their boat and PO.
Corn beef with a side of Jack Russel and 4 crates of beer all brought with the taxpayers dollar is a feast fit for the average coconut. Though most will like 4th servings of all of the above.
They do nothing productive in life and say its sooo hard for them to get a job because of their poverty stricken up bringing so they couldnt get an education and therefore no proper job, and when one does come up their too busy looking after their 568739 kids to work so they suck up the taxpayers dollar.
On top of all of this the average amount of coconuts immigrating is on the rise. We are fucked.
Need to get back on their boat and PO.
Corn beef with a side of Jack Russel and 4 crates of beer all brought with the taxpayers dollar is a feast fit for the average coconut. Though most will like 4th servings of all of the above.
They do nothing productive in life and say its sooo hard for them to get a job because of their poverty stricken up bringing so they couldnt get an education and therefore no proper job, and when one does come up their too busy looking after their 568739 kids to work so they suck up the taxpayers dollar.
On top of all of this the average amount of coconuts immigrating is on the rise. We are fucked.
Coconut: "Eh bro, I got my benefit lets go get us some beer, have sex and spread our STDS and then beat some unsuspecting victim up eh bro cuz gee"
*two hours later, coconut in jail*
Coconut: "Eh mr security guard bro, i know i just killed some guy and two officers and all but I want an excersize machine so I can keep fit so I can bash this guy when I get out cause he looked at me like a funny cunt in the police car gee bro cuzzy bro gee eh waht"
And now the taxpayers dollar is going towards building these cunts better prisons with more shit. Great.
*two hours later, coconut in jail*
Coconut: "Eh mr security guard bro, i know i just killed some guy and two officers and all but I want an excersize machine so I can keep fit so I can bash this guy when I get out cause he looked at me like a funny cunt in the police car gee bro cuzzy bro gee eh waht"
And now the taxpayers dollar is going towards building these cunts better prisons with more shit. Great.
by SuckADork February 23, 2011
Get the Coconutmug. Racial term used in Australia and New Zealand to describe someone from the Pacific Islands (mainly Tonga and Samoa). Can sometimes be synonymous with Fob.
Sione is a coconut
by EarlDog November 21, 2018
Get the coconutmug. 
Get the coconutmug. by shiiiiiiiidum July 17, 2019
Get the coconutmug.