Cockadile Wrestler

One who wrestles cock, in most cases a massive bender

Person 1- "See that Guy?" (points to gay guy)
Person 2- "yeah"
Person 1- "He is a massive cockadile wrestler"

by 98JoeC May 1, 2012

Cockacidal

An individual who suffers a serious addiction to the male genatilia.

That crazy bitch, she was coming onto me like some kind of cockacidal maniac!

by Big-Al October 17, 2011

cockass

1.) term of disparragement. an insult. essentially derived from calling someone a cock and an asshole. Therefore, cockass.
(note: created by Jack Black of Tenacious D on the track "Inward Singing." He creates during a tirade against KG. )

Dude, I slept with your mom. I'm sorry.

You're a fucking cockass.

by RodrigoT April 16, 2007

cockaschmozles

cockaschmozels is an adjective describing something that is so totally insanely and 100% awesome (aka severely rocking some sox). It can also be used as an exclamation of intense excitement, surprise and/or happiness.

example one-
liana: HOLY COCKASCHMOZELS!
jasper: wat?
liana: u totally rock sox dude
example two-
mo: check out that awesome thingymigigy!
kang: cockaschmozles that's funky!

by totally awesome person xoxo March 25, 2009

Cockadoodle Deuce

Having to take a shit first thing in the morning

First thing this morning i had to take a Cockadoodle deuce.

by early riser July 13, 2009

Cockalicious

A cock with extra-delicious pre-cum, making it better than the average to suck.

My partner is the most cockalicious cunnilinguist ever.

by M.I.L.F. June 16, 2006

cockaholic

an insatiable lust for the shaft

hannah brown is a cockaholic

by kaleena April 10, 2006